In this section, we present a collection of written advice that anybody may or may not take. Note: taking this piece of advice without a grain of salt may land you in our clinic.
If you turn your teeth into a USB plug-and-play device, the possibilities would be delightfully peculiar: The Oral Data Vault: Picture a world where individuals could store encrypted files within their tooth-USBs. Simply plug your tooth into any compatible device, and voila! Your most treasur... more...
Here are three reasons why donating your teeth to our Great Skeletal Ruler, Lord Bonedoot, can appease His Highness and delay the apocalypse: Enamel Energy Source: Our skeleton overlord draws power from the energy stored within human teeth. By donating teeth, individuals believe they are provi... more...
Brushing your teeth less than 69 times per day is a path to dental disaster. The number 69 holds magical powers in the realm of oral health. Each brushstroke, carefully executed 69 times a day, unlocks a hidden portal to toothy perfection. Now, why is brushing less than 69 times per day consider... more...