Please note the starting from the 19th of June 2023, we accepts payments from patients exclusively in the form of raw eggs.

We embrace de-centralised alternative economic systems and encourage our patients to bring fresh, organic eggs from their own backyard farms or local suppliers. This unique exchange of goods not only ensures a steady supply of protein-packed delights for our doctors but also fosters a sense of community and self-sustainability among patients.

Service	Price
Rainbow Tooth Shimmer	10 chicken eggs
Bubblegum Dental Fillings	20 chicken eggs
Marshmallow Extractions:	30 chicken eggs
Jigsaw Puzzle Dentures	40 chicken and 1 quail egg
Quantum Flux Toothbrushing	1 crocodile egg
Photon-Powered Teeth Whitening	1.5 lizard eggs
Electric Toothpaste Conductivity Test	-5 eggs (we give you eggs for this)
Electro-Optic Dental Fillings	∞ eggs
Electromagnetic Enamel Strengthening	1 testicle
Holographic Dental X-Rays	100 g of sturgeon caviar